Woman

I saw this from a friend's note on Facebook, and I thought it's pretty funny.

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit !!!!

(LOL)